aarrrgggghhh

Apparently I get bitches preggo (according to my mom)

So I talked to my mom today while walking down the back end of Cambridge / Somerville to class and she says

“So I heard a rumor about you”

Me: what?

Mom: That you got engaged. 

Me. No

Mom: Oh I thought you got engaged cause you got a girl pregnent and were doing the right thing and getting married. Your sisters husband said he saw it on Facebook and told me. 

Me: Um no, and the only way he would know anything about me on FB is if hes trolling around on my sisters account. (he’s a psycho and an ass, now that I know he needs to go on her FB and prob supervise her e-mails and be the one who reports things about me to my mom I’m unadding her. Sorry sis if you don’t allow yourself to be your own individual person why should I consider you one.) 

Mom: Oh…. I kinda was hoping for grandchildren…. hmm maybe [your sister] is pregnant! I don’t know but she might be!

Me: Well I’m def not (thinking that if my mom read my FB herself and didn’t realize I deliberately lie my ass off because maybe she can’t read thats one thing, but to hear that she herd it from my sisters husband who really can’t read and shouldn’t be reading anything I privately post is another…. yes Im aware private is still public, I don’t actually care what he knows about me, its just the principle of it and how he supervises my sister… and how I don’t like a guy who doesn’t know me to play retarded informant to my mother. )

Mom: Oh Well I told everybody you were!

Me: YOU DID?

Mom: Yeah I told my mom and a some of my friends oh Josh

[my brother]

  *yells in the background* he’s not really getting married or got a girl pregnant… [Josh laughs}

Me: Really you told your mother mom? and you didn’t even know? What would you say that?

Mom: Oh cause he said he read it from  you that you were engaged on FB and you said you were “doing the right thing” by a girl. 

……God I think blogs and the internet and wikipedia really are dangerous. If pepole seem to believe me when I tell them I’m lying (or can’t read). I wonder what they think when I post blatant bullshit. For that matter I’m really scared that they don’t even try to have skepticism for the very little some people do read. In fact I’m not worried about them at all I’m worried about myself. Ughh.